Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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