hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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