dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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