he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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