return my video game
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Randomize
