I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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