I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i came on her dog
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
wow bdsm is so cute
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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