You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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