Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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