Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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