Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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