IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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