So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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