ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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