I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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