Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
My vagina is very pro this idea
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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