I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Randomize
