first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
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