There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
if i can run in heels then i can drive
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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