i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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