google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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