i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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