You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
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