I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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