How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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