Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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