Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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