This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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