do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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