Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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