you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
