And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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