I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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