Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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