She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I enjoy the company of your penis
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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