I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
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I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
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