She announced her abortion via fbk
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
My vagina just clenched in fear
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Randomize
