i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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