No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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