you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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