i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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