You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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