he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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