Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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