Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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