That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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