I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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