Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Randomize
