Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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