On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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