Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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