these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Randomize
