This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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