This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Houston, we have a blender
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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