Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
